General
| Reviewer's score | 7 | / | 10 |
| Usability | 4 | / | 5 |
| Features | 2.5 | / | 5 |
| Design | 3.5 | / | 5 |
Content
| Quality | 15.5 | / | 20 |
| Quantity | 11 | / | 15 |
| Originality | 13 | / | 15 |
| Updates | 4.5 | / | 10 |
| Exclusivity | 2.5 | / | 5 |
| Download speed | 7 | / | 10 |
| TOTAL | 70.5 | / | 100 |
Members Area
Promises
The promotional tour says "Anal addicts need two cocks to feed their starving assholes!" The reality-style tour features lots of video capture images from the videos on the site. There are lots of images of women with two dicks in their respective butts. And I might add, that the women are all very attractive in appearance. There are also lots of images of ass holes gaping wide, and mouths wide open, tongues extended, faces covered in cum. All in all, this looks like pretty hard core stuff. There are no samples of the actual videos to look at. I search through the tour looking for some idea of how many movies the site has or how often it is updated. I find nothing, no mention of bonus sites, nothing. As I back out of the tour thinking I might have missed something a pop-up window offers me a special deal, a three-day trial for $7.95 and access to 23 sites. O man, if I had joined on the join page it would have cost me $29.95. Here is a tip for you porn hunters. I have seen this often before. And really isn't it like how you would get the best deal in any market purchase. You have to be prepared to walk away before you hear the best price. So never sign up at a site directly. Back out of the join page and see if anything better is on offer
Impression
I click the video link on the first movie. The thumbnail shows two women, one with a cock in her ass. There are nine clips each with a thumbnail and streaming options in wmv format at 350 kps or 1150kps. I click on the thumbnail showing two dicks in one ass. I try the 350 kps. It streams rapidly and is more than adequate. The image I took for two dicks in her butt is actually two dicks in her vagina. Now I must confess that I actually prefer that but I am here to review a "two dicks in one ass" site. I head for the next video. It is broken into 11 parts. I click on the thumbnail that looks like it has two dicks in one ass. It does. Hurray. This time I choose the 1150 kps option. It takes longer to load and only pauses once in playing the 3-minute segment. Those looking for two dicks in on hole will be satisfied with this video. The next video has a nice double penetration, one cock in asshole one in the vagina, same with the vid after that, same thing with the fifth vid. Of the five videos on the home page only one has actually two dicks in one ass as promised. There are 23 videos in total. I find another three 2 dicks in one butt vids, in the next 4 or 5 vids. I look through a another dozen, all missing the second dick. I recognize a girl Patricia Petite. I know she takes two cocks in her vagina. I click on what looks like a promising thumbnail. Nope, not even Patricia goes beyond your standard double penetration, which is more than enough for me. But it is not what the site promised.
My guess is there are no more than five or six videos here consistent with what the site claims to be selling. The content of the site is solely made up of clips from two anal movies. Sure hope members haven't rented the movie somewhere. I give up on Two Dicks in One Ass. Just before leaving this sorry operation I want to check out that paunchy porn site. Ha! What a disappointment. I am not going to be able to get my giggle. That link is dead. I check some of the other niche site links. They all seem functional but I am not interested in looking at them. This site does not deliver. I don't want to spend any more time here.
Conclusion
Two Dicks in One Ass is not a site I can recommend. There is almost none of the content the site name would lead you to believe you would find and why else would you join. This is just a portal site to a bunch of plug-in sites. There is lots of content. Some of it actually got me quite aroused. But I must warn potential members that if you are attracted to the site because of its name and explicit promotion of double anal sex you will be sadly disappointed.