General
| Reviewer's score | 7.5 | / | 10 |
| Usability | 4.5 | / | 5 |
| Features | 3.5 | / | 5 |
| Design | 4 | / | 5 |
Content
| Quality | 15.5 | / | 20 |
| Quantity | 8.5 | / | 15 |
| Originality | 11.5 | / | 15 |
| Updates | 4.5 | / | 10 |
| Exclusivity | 5 | / | 5 |
| Download speed | 8 | / | 10 |
| TOTAL | 72.5 | / | 100 |
Members Area
Promises
The site tour is deceptive. This looks like it could be an interesting paysite. There are several pages of lengthy trailers that are well edited and really hot. There is lots of imagery of girls with cocks in their mouths and cocks exploding streams of cum into their open and waiting mouths. Maybe the first clue that this site is not going to live up to its promise is the fact that it refers to me, a potential member as a motherfucker. I already didn't like them calling the girls bitch. Call yours girls bitch if you want. but don't call me motherfucker, asshole! Oops sorry that just came out. The tours says this is the downright meanest nastiest site you will ever find. I guess I was just feeling mean and nasty. One thing that catches my eye, I notice the tour touts a massive update with pictures and video. That's often a sign of good site management; a kind of public proclamation of your updates. I would have more confidence if it was dated. So many sites lie about how often they are updated. This one claims updates every week. And they have 1000's of screencaps and photos from all scenes. That's the promise let's see the reality
Impression
Below this most recent update are 13 other movies. Across the top of the site are links to "photo galleries", "view all episodes", and
Out of curiosity I click on the link to "photo galleries". Ah. There is a nice symmetry here. There are fourteen photo sets, all video captures from the fourteen videos. Still curious, I click on the "upcoming trailers". Oh now they have me really laughing. Seems the trailer section has only one trailer. Who knows when you will actually see the movie. I have no confidence this site will be updated weekly. I have seen enough of this site to want to leave now so that I can issue a warning to all you reading this review. There are dozens of bonus sites but I am not interested in the slightest at looking at them. I am certain they will be similar slapped together crap as this site.
Conclusion
Suck Me Bitch does not qualify as a paysite. It is a come-on to get the surfer to join a collection of similar poor quality and unrelated sites. Many are just plugs-ins you will see on other sites. Unless you are the type of person who goes for quantity and doesn't give a damn about quality and taste you will be very disappointed in this site. Do yourself a favour and look elsewhere for a blow job site. I can recommend onlyblowjob.com. Check it out. Hunter Porn has a review I did of it.