General
| Reviewer's score | 7 | / | 10 |
| Usability | 3.5 | / | 5 |
| Features | 2.5 | / | 5 |
| Design | 3 | / | 5 |
Content
| Quality | 12 | / | 20 |
| Quantity | 12.5 | / | 15 |
| Originality | 13.5 | / | 15 |
| Updates | 7 | / | 10 |
| Exclusivity | 4.5 | / | 5 |
| Download speed | 7.5 | / | 10 |
| TOTAL | 73 | / | 100 |
Members Area
Promises
The Old Man Tales site tour pages promise "DVD quality videos and excellent innovative pictures!"
Now remember this site is all about horny old men masturbating, spying on, and eventually licking, sucking, teasing and fucking pretty young women. Do you really want DVD quality videos of wrinkled skin, flabby butts, and stomach paunches pounding up against bright pink skin?
But hey if the promises are true I can only Imagine the pussy pounding these girls would have gotten if these guys were even a few years younger!
Okay don't know about you but I can't wait to get inside and see if they can really get it up, keep it up and satisfy more than their own needs!
Impression
Imagine if you can, being a horny old goat and you find yourself alone with some hot young thing. What would you do?!
You would get you some action, Right? Well the scenarios inside Old Man Tales have these old horny devils doing just that. I don't know who they polled for the ideas but what they created is creative and wanking good fun for both men and women.
In the pictorial Patricia & Stanislas, Stanislas goes into the bathroom gets undressed and begins putting on a wig and stockings. He is obviously enjoying his secret fetish of dressing up in women's pretty under things when, "oh my", he is caught by Patricia. Patricia who should be outraged walks right into the bathroom. What horrible manners, hasn't she heard about knocking? Obviously manners were not a subject she learned at her mother's knee the old dominatrix... because instead of faking embarrassment and leaving our Patricia takes control of the situation. Yes dear viewer the site of the half made up Stanislas makes her very horny and she, after some cajoling, wanks him off nicely...
Of course not all the stories are about feminine men and forceful women, not by a long shot. Old man tales has a good share of "his son's girlfriend gets seduced by dear old dad" and a "few maids that put out when they should be changing the linens"... but
my personal favorite is a pictorial of distraught woman approached by a doctor who gives her something to calm her nerves. In reality it is a sleeping powder and it knocks her right out! While she sleeps the good doctor has his way with her, fucking her every which way but lose. Makes you wonder what really happens in those hospital rooms.
Well after pursing the sites photo layouts I decided I needed to catch a good movie so I headed straight for the video link. Inside I found more of the same scenarios only this time played out with sound and passion. Boy those old boys can do some fancy tongue dancing. Although the site could use more videos there was enough there to entertainment for an afternoon.
Conclusion
I have to say after I got over the sight of fat bellied old leeches pumping a prime pussy I had to laugh. The Old Man Tales site is definitely one with a sense of humor and some very creative