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Jism Junkies joins the ever growing and very popular but over-crowded field of sperm on her face, cum guzzling, spunk swapping sites that populate today’s adult-oriented internet.
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Hunter: Frank, 07.31.07
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The question is, does the Internet need another cum-shot site? How are these folks going to differentiate themselves from the thousands of other cum-shot sites we have to choose from? Let’s see what they have to say. “These horny little amateurs can drain a 10” cock in no time! That’s our only mission: to find sexy little amateur sluts that love to suck dick and can take a massive load.” So their hook seems to be sperm shot out of a massive dick. 10 inches is huge. I know because I used to own a couple of big dick sites myself. Largest dick I saw was not much longer than 8 inches. A 10-inch dick is rare. Ok, that would let them, pun intended, stand out in the cum-shot world. You’d think if they included reference to a 10-inch dick in the copy promoting the site that we might see one amongst all the images in the promotional tour. Nope. Not one 10-inch dick on display. At best the one or ones we get to see might be a tad over seven inches. It is not unusual to see hyperbolic superlatives used in the promotion of a site but this stupid. I was always amazed by the guys who would show up for a shoot having claimed a monster dick only to unfurl your standard 5-inch weenie. So forget the big dick angle for the site. I check the one trailer available. It streams quickly and shows a throat gagging face fuck. Is that what this site is? Only one way to find out; I am going in.
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Downloads are available in super high, high and low quality wmv files and in high quality mpeg files. All the wmv files, of course, stream. There are 8 clips for Courtney. Each clip is 2 min and 33 sec long. I choose the super high quality wmv. It begins quickly without much buffering. The screen is 640x 320 pixels. The scene opens with Courtney happily bouncing on a big blue exercise ball. She is joined by an ugly bald guy with a goatee who is soon bouncing on a ball of his own. He is the first to get naked. Soon he is thrusting his dick in the girl’s mouth and she is gagging big streams of gooey saliva. UGH! I hate this stuff. Not erotic. Fortunately the ugly dude has only an average size cock. I would hate to think what a 10-incher would do.
I dutifully soldier on through the clips. By clip 5 tears are streaming from her eyes. The dude seems to have trouble maintaining an erection unless he is abusing her face with his cock. I switch to the high quality wmv that loads faster. This lets me skip ahead of the parts in the video that I don’t want to look at. The final clip has baldy jerking off in the girl’s face. Nowhere in the movie did she look happy except when she was bouncing on the ball. There is a total of 6 such videos. That’s it folks, only 6 on the whole site. No update schedule is announced. I scroll down the page sure that I must be mistaken. Nope. There are only 6 videos in Jism Junkies. I am betting there is a DVD somewhere with the same content. If you have seen it you have seen this site. One does however get access to another thirty sites; all similarly lean of content, I am betting. I don’t know but will find out in future reviews.
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$3.95 three day trial
$34.95 on month
$68.95 3 months
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I hate this site. I hate its content. I hate its hyperbole. I hate its gall in pretending that a site with only six videos qualifies as a pay site even if it is a portal to a bunch of other sites. This site for me is an erection killer. There is nothing, repeat nothing, erotic about abusing women. Nothing erotic in the sight of mascara mixed with mucous and tears running down an anguished female face. In case I wasn’t clear enough. I HATE THIS SITE!
Hunter: Frank, 07.31.07
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