General
| Reviewer's score | 7 | / | 10 |
| Usability | 3.5 | / | 5 |
| Features | 2 | / | 5 |
| Design | 4 | / | 5 |
Content
| Quality | 16 | / | 20 |
| Quantity | 9.5 | / | 15 |
| Originality | 11.5 | / | 15 |
| Updates | 5.5 | / | 10 |
| Exclusivity | 5 | / | 5 |
| Download speed | 5.5 | / | 10 |
| TOTAL | 69.5 | / | 100 |
Members Area
Promises
The Anal Maids tour makes it clear that these are not milk maids, nor are they young women unmarried woman as the term maids some times connotes. This site is about hotel maids who like to be penetrated anally, or in the more graphic text of the tour "we want those guys to break our asses". This site is brought to you by the same folks who created Girl Knights; a site I recently reviewed. While I didn't like the concept myself of people in period costumes fucking and sucking, I did admire the originality of the concept. Now fucking hotel maids in the ass is novel in itself but these guys go one step further in the novelty department. The guys fucking the hotel maids in the ass are a father and son team, at least as depicted in the site. Like their medieval porn site I have no idea what kind of market exists for father and son's fucking women in the ass. This is the son speaking in the tour " It always seems to me hotel maids are natural-born fuckers. My Dad says sex is in their blood, and they constantly need someone to fuck them hard. Well, I guess, both my Dad and I were born to solve that problem"
Impression
There are 21 on the videos. They can only be downloaded. Even thought they are wmv format which automatically streams everywhere else here they don't. Some of the videos have the girls dressed up in hotel maid uniforms but surprisingly not all the girls are. Most definitely all the action takes place in hotel rooms. Now there is a good idea for making a virtue out of shooting your porn in a hotel, call the models hotel maids. What I can't figure out is why they dispense with the maid costumes for some of the shoots. The downloads are much slower than most video sites I review. The father and son theme seems to be derived from the fact that there are two male models that appear separately in all the shoots, one is younger and the other older. So why not call them father and son. A better question might be, why bother? The shoots are all similarly boring with some of the models being less attractive than others.
The videos are divided into from 6 to 10 parts. This is helpful. I would not want to have to download a whole video at these slow download speeds. There are pictures available for each shoot. These are real photos not video captures and are very large in size. They are well lit and sharply focused. There are a number of bonus sites available. They are similar in format and quality to this site and from my perspective did not add enough to make the site interesting. The problem with this site is the boring repetitive nature of the videos. The women are not unattractive but neither are they the beauties that one can see on so many high quality pay sites these days. I am also put off by the very artificial nature of the site. The girls are not believable as hotel maids and the father son description of the two male models is just plain bizarre.
Conclusion
I do not like this site. I don't like the way it looks. I don't like its content. I don't like its bonus content. The women for the most part are not really beautiful. The site does have exclusive content and it does have an unusual, if not somewhat bizarre theme. If you happened to have the particular fantasy of fucking hotel maids in the ass this site might have some appeal for you. However if it is anal sex that you are interested in seeing, I think you can do a lot better than join this site.